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I know most of us would feel its a total time waste even to read this but you all still will because you want to know what crap is written here. Now, so below is a list of questions that you need to ask yourself and if the answer to more of them is yes than you are addicted to internet.

• Do you access internet almost everyday?
• Do you often spend more time online than you intended to ?
• Do you have more than 4 email-ids ?
• Do you access more than 2 social  networking sites ?
• You are more social of facebook and orkut ?
• Have you played online games and actually like some of them ?
• Do you feel awkward if you cant access internet any day ?
• Do you run out of work on internet and think of something to do ?
• Do you listen to music online ?
• You wish your friends online before/instead of personally ?

Lastly, Have you ever completed any quiz to find if you are addicted to internet ? If yes, you are definitely addicted to internet.  If you answered most of them as yes than welcome to the large group of internet addicted people (IAP). If you answered most of them as ‘no’ than you are not a part of the Gen Y, shame on you.

The following are new Windows messages that are supposedly under consideration for the planned Windows 7…

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”

This is a message from God Gates: “Rebooting the world. Please log off.”

To “shut down” your system, type “WIN”

BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

User Error: Replace user.

Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

If the Titanic was made in India…..

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of
course singing in the rain….

3) The movie would be called “Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya”

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still
survive, but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine’s father to teach the hero
a lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would
be running due to the cold weather condition.

And last but not least
More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC